Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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