found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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