alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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