did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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