What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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