You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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