I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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