she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
you had me at cake vodka
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
dude. I can hear the air.
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