Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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