You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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