Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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