your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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