it was like eating out sand paper
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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