Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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