whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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