Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.

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