and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.