please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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