You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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