I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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