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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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