Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Yo dont text me then not text me
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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