Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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