How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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