yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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