sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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