I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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