Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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