Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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