if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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