I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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