How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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