what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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