It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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