did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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