Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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