is wine microwaveable?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had to coat check the pizza.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Randomize