I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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