your thong is hanging out like whoa
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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