My hair reeks of homosexuality.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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