I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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