so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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