There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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