...so i touched it.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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