1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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