The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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