Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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