Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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