Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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