Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
is wine microwaveable?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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