I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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