Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
is it fun? or sober?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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