Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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