Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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